BABY; i AM A DiAMOND AND YOU ARE A CUBiC ZiRCONiA(: i'D BE JEALOUS TOO ;-*
hey there, you look like you just got stuck in side of a dumpsters truck and then got spit out and landed in the mud, wanna go out?? =]]ps: dont copy me haha
"Should I say a pickup line, cus where already at yo house?"
" Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"LMAO!!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!LOL!!
wat it dooooo
Who uses pick up lines! come on! ....lol
Ok here's one it's pretty funnyOw! do you have a bandage cause I scrapped my knee falling for you.lol... awwww
aww<3that was cute!
awwww i like willy's ..lolis very cute=]]
All them pick up lines up there suck.'The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.''There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?''My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do.) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast.''I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?''Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?''If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?''I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?':D
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hey there, you look like you just got stuck in side of a dumpsters truck and then got spit out and landed in the mud, wanna go out?? =]]
ps: dont copy me haha
"Should I say a pickup line, cus where already at yo house?"
" Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?"
LMAO!!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
LOL!!
wat it dooooo
Who uses pick up lines! come on! ....lol
Ok here's one it's pretty funny
Ow! do you have a bandage cause I scrapped my knee falling for you.
lol... awwww
aww<3
that was cute!
awwww i like willy's ..lol
is very cute
=]]
All them pick up lines up there suck.
'The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.'
'There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?'
'My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do.) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast.'
'I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?'
'Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?'
'If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?'
'I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?'
:D
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